"A nation divided -oh no, not again"
"Bright and shiny - a new labour government"
"The loyal opposition - Libdems and Greens"
"What no headless chickens - the official opposition"
"Is the UK a basket case?"
"The rain from heaven falls for free why do water companies have financial problems?"
"Will the Tories get it together?"
"The problem with the levers of power are they are very slippery!"